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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm, #240148

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am, #240141
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am, #240140
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #239193
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am, #239169
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238842
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm, #238823

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238819
OMG Now that's just evil!


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

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Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am, #219442
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am, #219439

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm, #218926
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm, #218917
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm, #218911
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

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Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am, #105847
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Riding a swimming moose Any question on who the greatest US President in history is?


TAGS: teddy roosevelt
Rating: 3.84/5

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Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:32 pm, #144708
Teddy F*in Roosevelt if only a man half as great would come along and fix this f***ed up mess we're in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 2:39 am, #139234
I don't see the big deal....It's a Manitoban water taxi, So what?
Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:18 pm, #139114
Creator of the World's first national park. Perhaps this is part of the reason why.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:31 pm, #139104
Awesome, and argument settled. 5 lions for you and like 50 for TR. BULLY!
CANADA - November 23, 2009, 2:47 pm, #139095
he would get my vote
Airman - November 23, 2009, 2:43 pm, #139093
yes
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 2:41 pm, #139092
Is this some sort of me***hor for US-Canada relations?
KDP3 - November 23, 2009, 1:11 pm, #139074
Carter?


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

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Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm, #257643
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248089
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm, #248086
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am, #237044
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am, #237017
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm, #237016
Absolutely cool!


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

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nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am, #244505
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm, #244478
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm, #244335
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm, #244334
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am, #244271
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am, #244269
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am, #243977
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am, #243974
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm, #243943
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm, #243942
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm, #243938
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am, #175245
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm, #175065
5 cats for this one


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm, #239190
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am, #238517
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am, #238514
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm, #238510
d*** you Dr Atkins.


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.78/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am, #253983
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am, #253062
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm, #252854
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm, #252648
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am, #252636
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm, #252623
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm, #252622
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm, #252619

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

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Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm, #242866
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242865
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242351
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


Rock Paper Scissors -




EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am, #229065
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm, #228985
define superi5r :)


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.71/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am, #239366
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm, #220321
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am, #194841
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am, #166749
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am, #140071
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm, #139860
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm, #139857
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am, #135823
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm, #134992
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm, #134991
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134985
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126886
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126885
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am, #122074
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am, #115924
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am, #115915
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm, #115853
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm, #69862
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm, #66632
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am, #60271
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm, #60184
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am, #60077
He he great one


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


Hump Day -




PHILISTINES - never too busy to help


TAGS: mao helpful
Rating: 4.87/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 26, 2012, 6:18 pm, #233879
The Best Answer-- About as close to the truth as an American can get. After all they haven’t used the English language, spelling and grammar for decades.
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:10 am, #233836
Well Said Old Boy, That's How Philistines Talk.


TECH SAVY SENIORS -


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am, #244442
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm, #244417
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm, #244260
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm, #244209
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am, #243824
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am, #243823
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am, #243822
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm, #243809
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm, #243807
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm, #243799
GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.72/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218065
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm, #213874
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #182198
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182197
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182196
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am, #175008
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #145148
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145112
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am, #145099
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.42/5

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Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am, #220954
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm, #220937
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm, #220932
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm, #250053
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm, #234484
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

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Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm, #215844
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm, #214327
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm, #214326
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am, #214322
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am, #214320
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am, #214317
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am, #214315
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am, #214313
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm, #214270
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm, #214261
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm, #214254
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm, #214242
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm, #214240
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm, #214238
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm, #214237
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm, #214236
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm, #214231
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm, #214230
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

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steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm, #244063
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am, #244060
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am, #239140
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm, #239063
The Force is strong with this one.


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm, #221758
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am, #221554
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am, #221552
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm, #221542
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm, #221527
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm, #221510
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm, #221509
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am, #221506
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am, #221505
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am, #221504
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am, #221500
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am, #221490
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm, #221489
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




GRAMMAR NAZIS - MAY GOD BE ON OUR SIDE! -


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.38/5

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da1nonlysage - March 13, 2013, 5:09 am, #244268
Clearly the poster failed at grammar his/herself. Grammar Nazis do not claim possession of words, punctuation, or... words.
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:23 am, #196913
My dear sir, we will fight with everthing we've got.
Derek - October 5, 2010, 4:02 pm, #196875
"They"? Don't you mean "We"?


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.93/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm, #193629
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm, #169532
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm, #150153
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am, #133746
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #112254
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm, #112237
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm, #112227
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am, #102994
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am, #102993
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm, #66843
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm, #65338
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm, #64975
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm, #64972
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm, #64971
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64969
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64968
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm, #64967
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm, #64966
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm, #64964
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm, #64960
Atheism is more of a belief


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am, #250074
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm, #250066
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250055
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am, #250046
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am, #250044

greatness


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am, #188758
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am, #177597
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm, #177581
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am, #177505
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am, #177489
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am, #177487
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am, #177486
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #177007
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #176783
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176782
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176781
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #176780
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #176768
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm, #176766

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #176764
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176763
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm, #176750
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm, #176746
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm, #176743
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm, #176738
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm, #176729
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm, #176725
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm, #176724
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am, #176703
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176702
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176701
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176700
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176699
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am, #176698
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176697
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176696
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am, #176695
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am, #176692
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am, #176691
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am, #176685
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am, #176669
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176668
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176667
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am, #176665
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am, #176659
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am, #176656
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am, #176652
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am, #176651
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am, #176650
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am, #176649
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am, #176648
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am, #176645
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am, #176644
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am, #176643

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am, #176640
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176576
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them


TAGS: antelope cheetahs
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm, #225900
Well put!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:04 pm, #225736
geez...kids, don't listen to him :))


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm, #239288
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214158
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm, #208423
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm, #150155
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm, #149900
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am, #149459
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am, #149451
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am, #149450
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm, #149351
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm, #149201
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm, #149200
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #148711
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm, #148639
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm, #148627
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm, #148575
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm, #148570

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


CAMELTOE - Not always what you think


TAGS: cameltoe camel toe
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by MJDeans

kangboy123 - September 28, 2011, 4:56 pm, #224603
lol
kangboy123 - September 28, 2011, 4:56 pm, #224602
lol


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am, #238753
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am, #238752
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am, #242767
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am, #239364
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235580
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm, #229027
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm, #228615
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am, #228607
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am, #228598
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am, #228596
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am, #228588
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #227296
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am, #227041
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am, #227017

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm, #227006
This is brilliant. Bra5o


True Love -




NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.


TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by StringerB

karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm, #222143
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #183224
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am, #183191
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


SEND LINK - a helping option in firefox


TAGS: videogames zelda
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by vishal

Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:24 pm, #87835
If that site is for real...... players from Nintendo will be hit that **** all day.
Jonthan - April 13, 2009, 9:14 pm, #72812
im goin to that website i see there
Drrrr - March 31, 2009, 11:55 am, #69262
A true Motifaker knows that it's AMSOME... not awesome!
Surri - December 30, 2008, 9:27 am, #47551
Haha thats awesome :P


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am, #223955
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am, #223951
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am, #223949
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am, #245558
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm, #222160
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm, #222139
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am, #222013
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm, #222011
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!


TAGS: funny humor squirrel
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:15 pm, #141035
Thanks.
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 10:12 pm, #141032
I love it! 5 lions from me!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:41 am, #139726
LOL! 5 lions


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am, #227786
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227766
And MUCH more fun!


BOO -




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?


TAGS: relationship
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:53 pm, #253374
Sun Tzu made logical choices and acted on them. Women make because, choices; acts on them and suffers latter.
Rhovanmark - January 26, 2012, 1:37 am, #228133
Well d*mn I could argue withat logic, but it wouldn't make much sense.
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:26 am, #228127
It is because Sun-Tzu was handicapped by the need to make sense
Rhovanmark - January 23, 2012, 10:24 pm, #228021
I've asked the same question dj i'm waiting on the answer.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 5:09 pm, #227938
Is it possible for mods to change the "Creator"? Regardless, n1. :)
caveman - January 22, 2012, 7:05 am, #227929
Mayve you weren't log in at the time? Thats' the best guess i can think of..... oh and 5l's
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am, #227928
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am, #227927
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm, #209272
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am, #183089
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: pov funny ho*** the helicopter
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm, #218675
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of d*** lazy a**ed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am, #218660
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am, #218653
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am, #218652
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm, #203686
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm, #203685
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm, #197246
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am, #195691
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am, #194876
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am, #194874
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am, #194873
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am, #194663
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am, #194646
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am, #194645
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm, #194620

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm, #194570
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm, #244052
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm, #240432
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm, #240426
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


I - Have always been afraid of losing people I love Sometimes I wonder, if there is anyone out there afraid of losing me


TAGS: lonely mirror
Rating: 4.09/5

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WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm, #208512

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208489
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208488
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm, #202225
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #175810
Wow.


ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm, #242469
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am, #239362
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm, #170331
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm, #88144
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

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SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm, #231600
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.8/5

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ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am, #256304
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am, #256291

did the doggy have his hands up?


SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul




PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




ARIZONA - The hell with scorpians and snakes, it's the plants that will get you


TAGS: travel
Rating: 4.88/5

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SUMMER - It's Belly button season




SINGLE LIFE IS A CURSE - I have disposable income, unlimited free time, ability to hang with anyone I want, zero stress & drama...yea single life is horrible




MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm, #214594
simply...furry


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am, #228148
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm, #228094
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am, #228079
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm, #228073
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm, #228069
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm, #228068
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

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MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am, #225600
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm, #225505
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am, #231574

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am, #231559
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

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nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am, #94347
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am, #94345
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am, #94344
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am, #94341
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am, #94337
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm, #94194
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm, #94176
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


RELIGIOUS WARS - Killing each other over imaginary friends


TAGS: religion war god atheism
Rating: 3.68/5

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Renza - January 21, 2013, 2:43 pm, #242693
what war didn't involve religion in some way?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 6:09 am, #241610
Hitler was NOT an athiest. That Stalin and Mao were does not prove atheism is tied to evil any more than two evil religious leaders prove religion is tied to evil. What all three of them show is that totalitarianism is evil, all religion is totalitarian.
9559schumem - December 7, 2012, 1:19 pm, #241273
I beg to differ. Stalin, Hitler and Mao, the greatest murders of all time, didn't have imaginary friends
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:38 am, #239365
Let the chaos begin!
BlameMachoInchworms - March 10, 2011, 12:39 am, #213922
Funny that those of us without those imaginary friends often do not kill each other.


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

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omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am, #121637
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm, #121538
at first i was like... then i saw p****. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm, #121491
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm, #121457
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm, #121434
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm, #121420
Hats and condoms are in the front.


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand


TAGS: god church religion
Rating: 4.26/5

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ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:33 pm, #232030
those who agressivly push their belief/disbielf on any controversiale matter should be put in a 3 year time out
Ragnar - March 25, 2012, 12:20 pm, #232026
set a " trespassers will be sh**" sight, works like a charm for me ;-)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:45 am, #232016
I Agree.
Kilted - March 25, 2012, 12:06 am, #232007
HAHAHAHA oh and I live in Utah. Why am I here.
jamesvpiii - March 24, 2012, 8:41 pm, #231998
Amen brother :-)


LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.


TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

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WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm, #239593
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am, #239558
So true...


MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY -


TAGS: religion deep thought
Rating: 4.29/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 8:34 am, #246234
Adam and Eve were genetically perfect after thousands of generations and misprints called mutations entered the genome God said you have to go a little farther to find mates.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 7:52 pm, #243452
Not that most people will bother reading this but, Adam and Eve were the first people ever created, not the only people ever created.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 5:39 pm, #217675
Both! xx
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm, #211637
Funny poster by the way, 5 Apes!
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm, #211636
I'm afraid it just means you don't have your facts right, you need to read up on biblical history (and not just what your priest wanted you to know). All he wanted was to get in your pants anyhow.....


ANGEL OF DEATH -


TAGS: angel death grim
Rating: 3.96/5

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Widow9669 - January 27, 2011, 10:14 pm, #211015
looks so much like tyreal from diablo 2. just give it some much larger glowy blue wings and a more kick-ass sword.
Shaq123 - January 27, 2011, 7:08 am, #210975
Not Really. Just A Poetry Freak. XD
Peso - January 26, 2011, 11:01 pm, #210954
That's pretty creepy Shaq. Are you having dreams about taking out the humans?
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:05 pm, #210893
Yup
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:36 am, #210847

is the text original shaq?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:18 am, #210838
This is good, really good.


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm, #248709
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm, #248708
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm, #248706
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


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